Chapter 504

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A man walking past the Olympic stadium carrying a long case is stopped by a guard. “Are you a pole-vaulter?” the guard asks. The man replies “No, I’m German actually, but how did you know my name was Walter?”

An old woman drinks whiskey for the first time. She thinks for a while, and then says: “Strange, the stuff tastes exactly like the medicine my late husband had to take for twenty years!”

Q: What do women and hand grenades have in common?
A: When you pull the ring off, your house goes away.

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