Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 500
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Alphqwe has some advice for you!!!
If you’re going to do something that you’ll regret in the morning, just sleep in until after 12PM then you’ll be fine.
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Many thanks to Dorsetmike for the following:
Gary and Pete, 2 alcoholics, were lost at sea.
While floating in their small boat, they spotted a bottle on the water.
Gary quickly grabbed the bottle and took out the cork.
To his shock, a genie flew out.
“You have freed me. You may have a wish.”
Gary thought hard and pointed at the sea.
“Turn all this water into Guiness.”
There was a flash and the genie was gone, leaving a frothy sea of Guinness.
“why would you do that?!” complained Pete.
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