Chapter 500

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Alphqwe has some advice for you!!!

If you’re going to do something that you’ll regret in the morning, just sleep in until after 12PM then you’ll be fine.

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Many thanks to Dorsetmike for the following:

Gary and Pete, 2 alcoholics, were lost at sea.

While floating in their small boat, they spotted a bottle on the water.

Gary quickly grabbed the bottle and took out the cork.

To his shock, a genie flew out.

“You have freed me. You may have a wish.”

Gary thought hard and pointed at the sea.

“Turn all this water into Guiness.”

There was a flash and the genie was gone, leaving a frothy sea of Guinness.

“why would you do that?!” complained Pete.

“What, you don’t want beer?” asked Gary.

Pete shook his head and sighed.

“Now we’ll have to piss in the boat.”

3 Universities decided to investigate why the bulging end (sometimes referred to as a helmet) at the end of a gentleman’s dick was actually there and what its use was.

Yale in the USA spent $3.5 million over 2 years and arrived at the conclusion it was to give the woman pleasure during sexual intercourse.

Cambridge in England spent £7500 and 11 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to give the man pleasure during sexual intercourse.

Dublin spent €175 and 3 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to stop your hand flying off the end.

Cheers MIKE

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