Chapter 494

Thank olddave195 for this one:

Busty Mary Ann was stopped on her way into church by the self-appointed old biddies. They complained her overly developed chest was distracting the preacher.

“I’m sorry but it is what nature has given me. What do you suggest I do?”

“Well”, replied biddy #1, “perhaps you could rub alum on them when you dress next Sunday.”

So Mary Ann did and the following Sunday presented herself for inspection. Biddy #2 approved.

However as the preacher stood to announce the first hymn, rather than his normal preacher’s speech, he could only mumble.

This group is From alphqwe

Always remember that when you tell a great joke people like being with you. Cut a great fart you’re on your own.

After my last exam my doctor said stop eating fatty.

Fatty foods such as? I asked him.

You miss understood me, fatty. STOP EATING!