Chapter 492

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The devil made me forward this.

I know, you don’t want to be bothered reading all of these, but as you progress to the end, you will experience a more complete understanding of our country’s operations, Well most countries really! Anthropomorphic collective nouns...

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows,

Flock of chickens,

School of fish

And a Gaggle of geese

A Pride of lions.

A Murder of crows

An Exaltation of doves

And, presumably because they look so wise:

A Congress of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons.

They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates ... And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ... A Parliament YES ... A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS! Pretty much explains everything doesn’t it?

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