Chapter 489

Alphqwe, provides a helpful hint for the future!

Que The Twilight Zone theme music

Imagine if you will a world where YouTube, Twitter and Facebook have become one website know as YouTwitFace!

A martial wake up call from Ringmasterjm

Wife: Before we were married you bought me Jewelry.
Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to a fish after he caught it.

A dubious fact from Tucson:

Rats are becoming a problem in Rome and the government responds by sending a company of soldiers into the sewers of Rome. At the end of the month long deployment of the 300 that entered 4 had surrender and 5 brought back war brides.

Another helpful comment from Alphqwe

Remember to consider what costs what when shopping.
One box of disposable diapers $33.99.
One box of condoms, $5.99.