Chapter 485

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Ransom for Politicians

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped all the politicians in the Parliament and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations”.

“How much is everyone giving on an average?” the driver asks...

The man replies, “Roughly 2 litres.”

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Thanks to Alphqwe for this one!

I was going to take one of the Viking River Cruises but I learned

that there wasn’t any plundering of towns and Monasteries.

The pessimist sees a long dark tunnel

The optimist see sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

The realist sees the light getting brighter and realizes it’s an

on coming train

The train driver sees 3 idiots standing on the railroad tracks.

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