Chapter 484

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Scientific info from Dorsetmike

A real oldie, so possibly not many younger readers have heard it

Why are turds pointed?

To stop your arse closing with a bang!

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A Canadian from Ottawa...

A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border.

“May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.

“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy.

“Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent.

“But I can prove I’m a Canadian!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and Shania Twain on the other.”

“This I got to see,” replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

“By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Ottawa

Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Ottawa

“The agent replied, “I recognized Justin Trudeau in the middle.”

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