Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 477
An item from Irvmull:
[Unabashedly borrowed from another website which has little traffic ‘cause it deserves sharing]
While trolling Facebook a few minutes ago I came across this remark:
From a person named Roza...”Notice how they named all the cows traditionally girl names. There is a deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals.”
One reply was “I feel like yogurt from bull wouldn’t taste quite right.”
This one from Alphqwe
I was pulled over by a cop who said “I can smell alcohol on your breath.”
I replied “That’s because you’re not social distancing!”
Say thanks to Dorsetmike for this one:
A man sees the local Vicar walking around the village which is odd because he is usually riding his bicycle.
“Good Morning Vicar, where’s your bicycle”, asks the man.
“I’m afraid someone has stolen it,” says the Vicar, “But don’t worry. I know how to get it back. Tomorrow I’m going to preach on the Ten Commandments and when I get to ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ I will look round the congregation and see who has a guilty face.”
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