Chapter 474

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BLONDE’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain Larry today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain Larry invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain Larry asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburnt and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day. Captain Larry saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives. TWICE

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