Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 469
Say thanks to Neuberd for the following:
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
--Mariah Carey “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,”
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. “That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,”
--A congressional candidate in Texas... “Half this game is ninety percent mental.”
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