Chapter 466

A couple of thoughts from Aardvark8

Your posts about System laws reminds me of a couple of my own:

1) Nothing is so perfect that improvements can’t ruin it.

2) There’s no such thing as a simple change. Also known as the “What could possibly go wrong?” law.

Been in the software field for too long, I guess.

This one is from tucson

The husband was telling the truth

The publisher of a local paper took his secretary out to lunch on national secretary’s day. A few drinks with lunch and they ended up at her apartment. Things got hot and they fucked away the afternoon. He looked at his watch and swore.

“I will be late picking up my wife.”

The well fucked secretary grabbed a box of baby powder and sprinkled it on his hands as he rushed out the door.

Driving to get his wife he felt pangs of guilt. When his wife got it the car she asked why he was late. It all spilled out of his mouth.

The wife looking at his hands said “You’re lying you have been bowling all afternoon.”