Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 464
This is from kenney49
Enjoyed Systems Laws and Rules in Chapter 461.
I would like to submit two more:
(Background on number 1. I worked for my father at the beginning of my engineering career. His company made engineering laboratory equipment for universities and colleges, mainly.)
1) Our mantra was: You can make things foolproof, idiot proof, and stupid proof, however it is IMPOSSIBLE to make things student proof!
This is from the days when computers occupied air-conditioned rooms and access was controlled by the priesthood called “operators”. It is known as “Kampe’s Law”;
2)There is no feature of a machine, however pathological, which cannot be exploited by a programmer. (Which is still true today!)
Say thanks to Allan B for this hilarious group...
Here’s some more
These fried insect legs really ARE the bees’ knees.
The baby looks just like his father. I wish he looked like my husband, instead.
The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay...
Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.
How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?
When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield...
You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali...
I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.
Inside a Russian woman, there’s another Russian woman.
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