Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 463
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Special thanks to netmanager99 for this group.
“It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.” -- Written with a finger in the dust on the back of a bus in Wickenburg, AZ
“If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!” -- Seen in a men’s restroom in the House of Representatives, Washington, DC
“Express Lane: Five beers or less.” -- Sign over one of the urinals at Ed Debevic’s Saloon, Phoenix, AZ
A Man’s Rule of Thumb: The most expensive things in the world have wheels, tits or propellers... (boats or airplanes)
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