Chapter 463

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Special thanks to netmanager99 for this group.

“It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.” -- Written with a finger in the dust on the back of a bus in Wickenburg, AZ

“If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!” -- Seen in a men’s restroom in the House of Representatives, Washington, DC

“Express Lane: Five beers or less.” -- Sign over one of the urinals at Ed Debevic’s Saloon, Phoenix, AZ

A Man’s Rule of Thumb: The most expensive things in the world have wheels, tits or propellers... (boats or airplanes)

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles then you’re going to have trouble with it.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

(The next one is dated, but still funny)

On a lighter note, here’s something on which we can all agree: The COVID vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don’t, the country is safe. 🦠🦠🦠🦠