Chapter 462

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Monday is one helluva way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Headaches make you realize how much you take not having one for granted.

Maple trees must think people are vampires.

If you are buying Smart Water at $4 a bottle, it isn’t working.

It would blow George Washington’s mind to know how many major decisions have been made flipping his head.

We may be getting old but at least the stupid shit we did didn’t get recorded for our kids to find online.

Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow we still convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly.

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The Newfoundland Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his help.

An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investigate the boat owner.

GOVT AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my hired hand. He’s been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board.
I buy him a bottle of Lamb’s rum and a dozen Moosehead every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.

GOVT AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

Boat Owner: “That’ll be me. What’d you want to know?”