Chapter 452

From jimborh Smile in his honor!

By chance I have here a joke just posted by my middle sister on the family messenger board. She is somewhat younger than myself and is not yet (I think) 70 years old so she may not qualify as “old”.

We’re still battling 🦠 COVID-19 🦠, and the next thing is here already 🦠🙄 🦠

The NILE Virus, type C

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you’ve finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.

It is called the C-NILE virus!

And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —

The D-NILE virus. 🦠🦠