Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 451
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A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.
Joey says, “A computer.”
The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.”
The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.”
Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don’t need anything!”
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, “No, I’m sure we don’t. When Trudeau was elected, I clearly remember my dad saying, ‘Well, that’s the last fucking thing we needed!’”😍
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