Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 450
All Yell Thanks to Neuberd for this one
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant.
A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.
Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread isn’t done in the middle.”
Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.
“You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did.”
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute...
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
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