Chapter 447

A riddle from LordDragon65

What do you call an Egyptian Queen who killed her father?

Cleo-patricide

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This one is from Jimborh from across the pond!

I do not know what adverts you get in the USA but most of us Brits will get this one.

A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London. “I vish to buy sex viz you” OK says the girl “ I charge £50.00 an hour. In “Thats goot but I must varn you I am a little kinky” “No problem I can do a little kinky for an extra £10.00” she responds. Helmut agrees. So off they go to the girls flat where Helmut produces 4 large bedsprings and a duck caller. “I vant zat you tie zese spring sto each of your hans and nees.” The girl finds this odd but complies fastening the springs as requested. “Now you vill get down on your hans and nees” This she duly does balancing precariously on the springs. “You vill please blow zis kwacker as I make love to you”

She thinks this even odder, but figures it harmless ( and the guy is paying). However the sex is fantastic, honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say “ That was totally amazing. What do you call that position?

“Zat” replied the German “ is the Four-sprung Duck Technique!”

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