Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 445
Karma is a bitch.
We’re chuckling ... although it isn’t good to laugh about someone who has recently died...
- but really...
You have to read the story below...
Bet you at least smile. The world will be better without this guy anyway.
This 55-year-old Alabama Trumper died of ‘a medical emergency’ while attacking the Capitol on Wednesday Jan. 6th. What happened? He tasered himself in the balls. The taser he stuffed into his pants accidentally discharged into his groin while he was trying to steal a portrait of Tipper Gore, causing him to suffer a fatal heart attack. Heck of an obituary. 2 weeks ago, he was acting tough on social media ... my vote for this year’s Darwin Award!
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GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)
Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?
No sir – it’s Google Pizza.
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
Do you want your usual, sir?
My usual – you know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses – sausage – pepperoni – mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
OK – that’s what I want.
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta – arugula – sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?
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