Chapter 443

It appears a number of readers enjoy whacking people with, let’s say generously, a lack of computer skills! 😊

RxBear contributes this item:

I do not remember seeing this one but after your last post about computers issues here is my favorite:

The IT manager was called to fix the President of the company computer. When she fixed the issue the President asked what was wrong? She told him it was a PICNIC problem and walked out the door. I asked her as she passed me PICNIC problem.

She replied, ‘Problem In Chair Not in Computer’.

This one is from Dominions Son:

As an IT professional, I am partial to the PEBKAC error

Problem
Exists
Between
Keyboard
And
Chair

Say thanks to Smokeyjoe for this item.

A posh version of ‘Show me the way to go home’

Direct me the way to my abode,
I’m fatigued and I wish to retire,
I had some alcoholic beverage about 60 minutes ago,
And it’s journeyed directly to my cranium.
No matter where I perambulate,
Over land or sea or atmospheric pressure,
You will always hear my vocalizing this ditty,
Direct me the way to my abode.