Chapter 441

Joke # 1

Sent for Vetting Jan. 3, 2021

After ten years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out, the husband replied, You don’t remember do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him, so I went inside and got a clean one and left the dirty one there! The wife fainted!!!

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A guy wants a divorce. He tell the judge, “I just cant take it anymore. Every night she’s out until way after midnight, just going from bar to bar.”

The judge askes, “What is she doing?”

“Looking for me.”

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Say thanks to Rvbuilder for this one!

Two people met at the Pearly Gates.

“What did you die from?” the woman asks the man.

“The ‘Big C’.” he said, “cancer”. How about you?

“The ‘Big G’ ... gonorrea.”

“Wait ... you don’t have to die from gonorrea.”, he said.

“You do when you give it to Big Louie.” she replied.

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