Chapter 438

These are compliments of netmanager99

Have you heard the Lego store is open for the first time since the COVID shutdown?

They’re lining up for blocks.

(It took me a second to piece that joke together.)

My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

What does a condiment wizard perform?

Saucery

I bought a new pair of gloves today...

... but they’re both “lefts”. Which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in a year?

A trophy.

My wife is really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right

We cannot allow this year to end!!

That would be admitting that 2021

I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

Why did the police officer get suspended?

Beats me.

My girlfriend usually has toast with her breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

I saw a post in my feed about avoiding procrastination

I clicked on “Save For Later”

You can go from fat to fit

With one good vowel movement

My first username was Footloose. Then I changed it to ImAlright, and now it’s DangerZone

But enough about my Kenny Logins.

How can you find out whether you have constipation or diarrhea?

The process of elimination.

What number can fly like a bird?

Two can!!! (a toucan is a type of bird)