Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 438
These are compliments of netmanager99
Have you heard the Lego store is open for the first time since the COVID shutdown?
They’re lining up for blocks.
(It took me a second to piece that joke together.)
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
What does a condiment wizard perform?
Saucery
I bought a new pair of gloves today...
... but they’re both “lefts”. Which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn’t moved a muscle in a year?
A trophy.
My wife is really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right
We cannot allow this year to end!!
That would be admitting that 2021
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