Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 436
This one is from Billygoat:
I am not sure if you would consider this funny but a few years ago my wife and I build a back deck onto our home. I was cleaning up the deck itself while my wife, Maggi, was using an electric nail gun to put up the lattice skirt around the bottom of the deck. The nail gun wasn’t powerful enough to drive the nails all the way in leaving about a quarter of an inch sticking up. She would finish up with a claw hammer and drive them flush.
She was almost finished when our ex-brother-in-law, her sisters ex showed up. He was a loud, ‘know it all’ and proceeded to stand at the end of the lattice sheet where she still had to nail it to the support post. He ignored her and started telling me what I was doing wrong in my clean up.
My wife asked him to please move several times so she could finish. But he continued to ignore her and stand in the way. She finally told him she had to nail the end of the lattice panel. He spread his legs and told her to go ahead. She grabbed the nail gun and starting at the bottom of the lattice drove nails from there up to the top. As she drove the last nail in at the top he started screaming that she had nailed his dick to the lattice and post.
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