Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 430
This group is From new bird
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and
leave the house.
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It’s weird being the same age as old people.
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older ... this is not what I expected.
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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
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Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
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It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
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Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to
slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So
remember ... Don’t sing!
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During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and
orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?
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I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow,” that many times in
your first session but here we are...
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If 2020 was a math word-problem: If you’re going down a river at 2 MPH and
your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle
your roof?
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I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg
through my underwear without losing my balance.
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We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct
to, “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”
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