Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 43
This is compliments of navarre
The husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to talk about sex without letting their children in on the secret. They decided to employ a typing metaphor.
One day the husband told his five-year-old daughter, “Go tell mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.”
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, “Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.”
The child went back and told her father what mommy had said.
A few days later the mother told the daughter, “Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.”
The little girl immediately responded, “I think he already wrote the letter by hand.”
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