Chapter 43

This is compliments of navarre‎

The husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to talk about sex without letting their children in on the secret. They decided to employ a typing metaphor.

One day the husband told his five-year-old daughter, “Go tell mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.”

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, “Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.”

The child went back and told her father what mommy had said.

A few days later the mother told the daughter, “Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.”

The little girl immediately responded, “I think he already wrote the letter by hand.”

A couple from joevsr‎

These go back to when the ice-man delivered Ice daily with a horse and wagon:

1. You know the difference between a bartender and the old ice man?? The ice man only had to look at one horses ass all day.

2. The old iceman was delivering to the same lady for a few weeks now. He stopped one day to collect his money. The lady said she had no money but she will take him to bed. So he did his thing with her and said I will be back tomorrow and do the same thing. She protested and said “the bill should be paid in full by letting you have your way with me.”

The ice man replied, “Lady, I carried the ice in at $ .25 each piece and that’s the way I am taking it out.”