Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 422
EATING 50/60 YEARS AGO – BET YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN MOST OF THEM
For those who are old enough to remember - enjoy.
For the rest - it’s a history lesson... !!
Have things really changed this much in our time?
EATINGINTHEUKINTHEFIFTIES
Pasta had not been invented.
Curry was a surname.
A takeaway was a mathematical problem.
A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.
Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas time.
All crisps were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not.
A Chinese chippy was a foreign carpenter.
Rice was a milk pudding, and never, ever part of our dinner.
A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.
Brown bread was something only poor people ate.
Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking
Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.
Coffee was Camp, and came in a bottle.
Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.
Only Heinz made beans.
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