Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 42
This is compliments of billstories
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.
A customer asked of a store clerk, “In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?””
The shop assistant asks, “Are you from Newfoundland?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
“Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”
The store clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I’m from Newfoundland?”
The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.
This group is compliments of thedad49
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2017 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail/text the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
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