Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 416
Trump is visited by three ghosts.
Early in the night, the ghost of FDR appears.
When Trump asks him how he can make America great again, FDR replies:
“Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.”
Trump’s face sours, and he yells, “FAKE NEWS!”
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost.
Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?”
Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.” This infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Again, Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?”
Lincoln responds, “Go to the theatre.”
A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson. This is what he said:
Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 6-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!”
Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, “That’s what’s wrong with this country. Kids today don’t even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I never!”
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