Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 414
On a lighter note, here’s something on which we can all agree:
The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don’t, the country is safe.
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment. My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and re-turned to the stove. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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An Interesting Observation from Netmanager
The Supreme Court is now Ruthless.
Why are politicians rarely circumcised?
These days in order to be a politician you have to be a complete dick.
The same thing can be said for most bosses.
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It’s hard to make a comeback When you haven’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
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Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
Women’s restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
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