Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 410
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did
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