Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 408
A day at the zoo
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested: “Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does.” - She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
“Now ... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
The husband smiled sweetly at his wife
as he opened the cage door and shoved her in.
“Now Tell him you have a headache...”
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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I never heard about these riots on the radio or tv. I hope those rioters were severely dealt with. I guess no “Snow Birds” were involved since they have already migrated back home to Canada.
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