Chapter 408

A day at the zoo

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.

He suggested: “Now maybe pucker your lips and wiggle your bottom, see what that does.” - She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

The husband then suggested she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

“Now ... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.

The husband smiled sweetly at his wife

as he opened the cage door and shoved her in.

“Now Tell him you have a headache...”

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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I never heard about these riots on the radio or tv. I hope those rioters were severely dealt with. I guess no “Snow Birds” were involved since they have already migrated back home to Canada.

Rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to Naples, a wealthy and artsy Florida retirement community.

Protesters marching in Florida’s ritzy Naples led to widespread rioting and looting. Items taken were limited to laxatives, vitamins, hearing aid batteries, reading glasses, energy drinks, designer masks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested, however, since they were using walkers and golf carts to flee.

The protests have been limited to the evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s appointments during the day or rioting would have interfered with their afternoon naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators had to get home to pee. In most cases, the demonstrators simply forgot why they were even there.

Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. but since that’s the time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the bars were closed due to the coronavirus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into the problem, but the next day no one could remember why they were meeting.