Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 406
A few thoughts: Covid commentary
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It’s been a great blessing to be at home with the wife these last few months. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong in the last 20 years.
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I’m stuck between a rock and someone I would like to hit with it!!
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So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be KILLED by sanitizer and hand soap?
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I am done with my 90-Day Trial for 2020. How Do I Cancel My Membership???
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Remember, Rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband. Let’s think positive here.
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How LONG is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.
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Is it too early to put up the Xmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
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When Does Season TWO of 2020 Start? I Do Not Like Season One!
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When this virus thing is over with ... I still want some of you to stay away from me!
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If these last few weeks have taught us anything—it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
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Just wait a second – so what you’re telling me is that my chance of surviving all this, is directly linked to the Common Sense of others?
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People are scared of getting fined for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.
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If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything ... Raise Your Hand ... Now slap yourself with it.
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