Chapter 406

A few thoughts: Covid commentary

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It’s been a great blessing to be at home with the wife these last few months. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong in the last 20 years.

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I’m stuck between a rock and someone I would like to hit with it!!

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So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be KILLED by sanitizer and hand soap?

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I am done with my 90-Day Trial for 2020. How Do I Cancel My Membership???

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Remember, Rapunzel was quarantined and met her future husband. Let’s think positive here.

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How LONG is this social distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.

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Is it too early to put up the Xmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

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When Does Season TWO of 2020 Start? I Do Not Like Season One!

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When this virus thing is over with ... I still want some of you to stay away from me!

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If these last few weeks have taught us anything—it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.

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Just wait a second – so what you’re telling me is that my chance of surviving all this, is directly linked to the Common Sense of others?

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People are scared of getting fined for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

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If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything ... Raise Your Hand ... Now slap yourself with it.

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Having some states lock down and some states not locked down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

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Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized, even the trash goes out more then me.

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Day 27 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See, this is why I chew the furniture.”

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Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald-headed Alcoholic.

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Remember when you were little, and all your underwear had the days of the week on them? Those would be helpful right now!

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The Spread of COVID-19 is Based on Two Factors:

1. How Dense The Population is.
2. How Dense The Population is

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People start coughing and worry they have coronavirus; I cough and just pray I don’t pee myself...

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Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever. Well, Wish Granted. Happy Now?

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It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to homeschool one.

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Did a BIG load of pajamas so I could have enough clean work clothes for this week.

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Anyone else getting a tan from the light in the fridge?

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I think I’m finally being grounded for everything I didn’t get caught for when I was a teenager.