Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 405
More mileage about Chasity Belts, here is one from Dorsai
A knight went off to war with his king, but before he left he put a chastity belt on his wife. A few hours down the road, one of his fellow knights remarked to him “I don’t know why you put a chastity belt on your wife. As you well know, none of us find her at all attractive ... and even you have said you don’t particularly like lying with her either!” To which the knight replied, “Yes, I know that. But when I return, I’ll be able to use the excuse that I lost the key.”
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A thoughtful question and answer from Dorsetmike
Why is prostitution illegal?
When it comes to screwing people and taking their money the government doesn’t like competition.
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