Chapter 403

One from sbrooks :

A king was going of to the Crusades, and had his queen fitted with a special chastity belt, with a built-in guillotine. When he returned, he lined his knights up and had them all drop their drawers. All of the knights showed the signs of their indiscretion, except for one. The king went up to the knight and said, “Noble knight, you of all my knights has been loyal to me in my absence. Name your reward, and it is yours.”

The knight said, “Rrrr, rrr, rrr.”