Chapter 401

Just a number of nonsensical comments.

My husband purchased a world map ... gave me a dart and said, “throw this and wherever it lands, I’m taking you for a holiday when the Pandemic is over”.

Turns out we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

If the past few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that Stupidity spreads a lot faster than the Virus ever could.

The Department of Health is looking for couples that have been married for seven years or more, to educate people on social distancing.

I went by the house I grew up in, I asked if I could go in and look around. They said NO! My parents can be real pricks at times.

I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 29, my humour thinks I am 12 while my body keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet!

My husband and I went shopping wearing Masks. When we got home, we removed the masks, hell, I brought home the wrong husband!

Stay alert people.

Sound like thunder outside, but the way 2020 is going it could be Godzilla.