Chapter 40

Compliments of John A.

Code

A newly married couple returned to their apartment after being on honeymoon. “Care to go upstairs and do it?” the husband asked.

“Shh!” said the bride “All the neighbors will know what we’re about to do. These walls are paper-thin. In the future, we’ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, ‘Have you left the washing machine door open’ instead?”