Chapter 399

A Smile from Kkaenyne:

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn, Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up giant finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected shit knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to drop 200 pounds of shit on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves...

‘Shit happens’