Chapter 398

Thank Joe for this one!

Three Wishes

A fit-looking guy sits down at a bar, diamond pinky ring flashing in the neon, but everyone notices he has an incredibly small head, just about the size of a tomato.

The bartender serves him, then says, “You appear wealthy and look healthy enough, but you have an ... unusual ... head. Want to share your story?”

The man replies, “The story is not too strange. I was walking along the beach and found a shell. I rubbed it and out popped a beautiful mermaid. She thanked me for freeing her from her imprisonment and offered me the traditional three wishes. Well, first I wished for incredible health, and immediately had this improved body. Then I wished for incredible wealth, and immediately was given it. Then I told her, for my third wish, I would really like to make love with her. She sadly replied that we were simply not physically compatible since she was, being a mermaid and all, a fish below the waste. So I said, ‘How about a little head?’”