Chapter 395

Thanks to Pedant for this one

Boris Johnson goes to a little rural village and asks them what he and his government can do for the local people.

“We have two major problems,” says a local official. “Firstly, we have a health center, but no doctor working there.”

Boris whips out his phone and talks into it for a minute. “I have made a call to my team in Westminster,” he announces, “and we’re going to have an absolutely top-notch doctor here next week to cater to everyone’s needs! What was the second problem?”

“There’s no phone signal anywhere in the village.”

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