Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 394
Catholic Hair Dryer...
Getting a hairdryer through customs.
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor of you?”
“Of course child. What can I do for you?”
“I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened, but well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?”
“I would love to help you my dear; but, I must warn you, I will not lie!”
“With your honest face, Father, I’m sure no one will question you!” When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
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