Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 391
A guy Living in a houseboat had a romantic relationship with the girl next door. Eventually they drifted apart.
This guy tried to make his date have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. She refused and told him that if she was going to have sex, it was going to be on her own Accord.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him, that’s the last thing I need.
The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. We had been his customers for 8 years and had no idea he was a barber.
100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. How the stables have turned!
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