Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 390
tavern_knight’s Nasty streak tsk tsk
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde (or any other female)?
Mosquitoes stop sucking after getting slapped.
Here are a few thoughts from squaddie
Q: Why did the Irish racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A: He was asking for directions!
Q: What is a myth?
A: A female moth!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
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