Chapter 390

tavern_knight’s Nasty streak tsk tsk

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde (or any other female)?

Mosquitoes stop sucking after getting slapped.

Here are a few thoughts from squaddie

Q: Why did the Irish racing driver make ten pit stops during the race?
A: He was asking for directions!

Q: What is a myth?
A: A female moth!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!

Q: What is ‘out of bounds’?
A: An exhausted kangaroo!

Q: Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!

Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.

Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding its breath!

Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?
A: Cinderellephant

Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!

Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing’ taxi cabs!

Q: Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: A firequacker!