Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 39
This one is compliments of Chaon
Ellen: She is such a skank.
Tracy: Yeah I know. I wish she would get hit by a truck.
Ellen: I wish she would get hit by a train and then drown.
Tracy: I wish she would drown in a barrel of acid.
Ellen: I wish she would step on a Lego.
Tracy: Now hold on a minute. That’s getting a bit much. We don’t want her to be really hurt.
Thank Sbrooks for this one!!!
The Deaf Mute Bowling League
Mike’s in town, goes to visit his friend Joe at his second job working at the local bar.
After the usual greetings Joe says, “Hey, Mike, you’ve done some bar tending, working two jobs has me beat, would you mind covering for me while I take a nap in the back room?”
“Sure, Joe, no problem!”
“There’s just one thing. Tonight’s the night the deaf mute bowling league comes in, but don’t worry, we’ve got a system worked out: thumbs up beer, thumbs down whiskey.”
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