Jokes and Giggles Part Two - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 389

Hmmmm ... not the worst idea, wonder if it works with 🍷.

A new and easy test for the horror of Covid 19 is doing the rounds and it’s simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

I’ll report my results later.


Short one from Red Dog

God must have a wicked sense of humor; who else would put a snack bar right next to a shit hole!

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