Jokes and Giggles Part Two - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 388

Thank Alphqwe for this short enlightening comment. Remind you of anyone you know?????

For you to consider,

He was born ignorant and has been losing ground ever since.

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Another one similar:

He was born stupid and has spent all his life perfecting it!

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This one is from Cbarge

Cute little blonde girl, five years old goes into the pet shop.

“I want a bunny wabbit,” she says in her enchanting little voice.

“I have a lot,” says the shop keeper. “Do you want a little bunny rabbit or a bigger bunny rabbit?”

“I want a bigger bunny wabbit,” she says with a sweet smile.

“Okay, do you want it white, brown or black and white?”

Little girl shakes her head.

“I don’t fink my python gives a fuck,” she says.

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