Chapter 385

Kilocyclejoe provided this little gem:

Little Johnny enters his classroom and sees a substitute instead of the regular teacher.

“Students, my name is Ms. Prussy.” The kids snicker. “It’s not that other word, my name has an ‘r’ after the first letter.”

When he gets home after school, Johnny tells his mother that his class had a sub that day.

Mother: “Really? Who was it?”

Johnny: “I can’t remember her name.” He pauses. “Wait, I think it was Ms. Crunt.”

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Dorsetmike provide this one:

Before they invented the crowbar, most crows drank at home.

Cheers