Chapter 383

A little something from Wheatwine:

The scene is the end of the movie, Return of the Jedi. Darth Vader has defeated the emperor and saved his son, Luke. He lays on the deck of the Deathstar. mortally wounded and makes a last request.

Darth Vader: “Son, take off my mask. I want to look at you with my own eyes.”

Luke: “No, Father! You’ll die without your mask.”

Darth Vader: “It’s all right, Luke. Donald Trump doesn’t wear a mask, so I don’t have to, either.”

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A one liner from telephoneman:

If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, try swimming with Sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg!

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Say thanks to Rrrosco for this one:

Another one from Sydney, Australia:

An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. “Where are you from, pal?” asked the Scotsman, after they had chatted for a while.

“I’m from the finest country in the whole wide world,” said the Australian.

“Are you?” said the other. “You have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman.”