Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 380
Anyone you know?
Confused
As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a normal sort of chap, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged”, a racist & responsible for slavery.
I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself and my family.
I went to Grammar School & have always held a job. I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe. I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am older than 70, making me a waste of space and resource who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram, or Snapchat. This I accept!
I think and I reason, and I doubt much of what “mainstream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut.
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