Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 379
A few Comments from MooseBreath:
Why would a horse prefer a stall in a bigger barn than a smaller barn? Because it’s more stable.
A person walks into a computer store and yells, “I need the biggest monitor you’ve got!” So the sales clerk brings out a Komodo Dragon.
How is going over Niagara Falls in a barrel like an old fashioned light bulb? They are both “in can descent.”
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A Few Canadians Are Doing This...
I took down My Rebel Flag (which you can’t buy on E-Bay anymore)
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Candy Ass Neighbourhood Watch.
I bought to Pakistani Flags and post one on each corner of my front yard.
I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can still buy on E-Bay) and ran it up the flagpole.
Now the local police, the Provincial Police, CSIS, RCMP and other agencies are watching my house 24/7.
I never felt safer and I am saving 49.99 per month plus HST that Rogers Smart Home Monitoring used to charge me.
Plus, I bought a burka for me, I use while shopping or traveling. Everybody moves as I walk around shopping, and nobody can search me!
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