Chapter 379

A few Comments from MooseBreath:

Why would a horse prefer a stall in a bigger barn than a smaller barn? Because it’s more stable.

A person walks into a computer store and yells, “I need the biggest monitor you’ve got!” So the sales clerk brings out a Komodo Dragon.

How is going over Niagara Falls in a barrel like an old fashioned light bulb? They are both “in can descent.”

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A Few Canadians Are Doing This...

I took down My Rebel Flag (which you can’t buy on E-Bay anymore)

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Candy Ass Neighbourhood Watch.

I bought to Pakistani Flags and post one on each corner of my front yard.

I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can still buy on E-Bay) and ran it up the flagpole.

Now the local police, the Provincial Police, CSIS, RCMP and other agencies are watching my house 24/7.

I never felt safer and I am saving 49.99 per month plus HST that Rogers Smart Home Monitoring used to charge me.

Plus, I bought a burka for me, I use while shopping or traveling. Everybody moves as I walk around shopping, and nobody can search me!

If they say I am a man wearing a burka, I just explain I am feeling like a woman today.

Safe at last.

All this is thanks to Mr. Trudeau!!

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Say thanks to Gnostic for the following.

My great grandfather was from northern Ontario, the town was so small and remote that it did not even have Catholic church!

One summer after he paddled his canoe full of furs to the Hudson Bay trading post, he found out about the Great War. after getting his supplies, he paddled south until he arrived a city with a recruiting station.

Once there, he saw a long line of men, so he joined the line thinking this is where to sign up. But, when he got to the start of the line, it turned out to be a travelling preacher performing baptisms.

He dunked my great grandpa in the river, pulled him up, and asked “Did you see Jesus?”

GG said that he didn’t as he wasn’t under long enough.

So, the preacher dunked him again and held him under for a full minute. He then pulled GG up and asked again if he saw Jesus.

GG replied “No. Are you sure this is where he fell in?”

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