Chapter 378

Say thanks to reader459 for this item:

Here’s another one from Fitz in the Sydney Morning Herald (Australia) newspaper

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Donald Trump: “I’ve been told by many sources, good sources-they’re very good sources- that the chicken crossed the road. All the fake news wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.”

Joe Biden: “Why did the chicken do the ... thing in the ... you know the rest.”

Hillary Clinton: “What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?”

George W Bush: “We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.”

Bill Clinton: “I did not cross the road with that chicken.”

Ernest Hemingway: “To die in the rain. Alone”

Colonel Sanders: “Did I miss one?”

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This is from Red Dog.

These three very pregnant ladies were discussing their new additions; The first one said we’re having a boy because he was on top, the second one said well we’re having a girl because I was on top, the third one fainted dead away, when she came to some minutes later she had this confused look on her face and asked her friends what happened they told her they were discussing their babies sex and she fainted, she thought about it for a minute and then let out a scream and said “Oh My God, we’re gonna have a puppy”!