Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 378
Say thanks to reader459 for this item:
Here’s another one from Fitz in the Sydney Morning Herald (Australia) newspaper
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Donald Trump: “I’ve been told by many sources, good sources-they’re very good sources- that the chicken crossed the road. All the fake news wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.”
Joe Biden: “Why did the chicken do the ... thing in the ... you know the rest.”
Hillary Clinton: “What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?”
George W Bush: “We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.”
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